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you know when there's this big elemental storm?
sure. and the wind just like whips around and makes you fall down and stuff? yeah. and there's lightening flashing backwards and sideways, and the sound makes you feel all vibratey inside? uh huh. well that's when i do my best work. oh. yeah. you see, i'm a carpenter. when the weather is like that it's just like...mystical or something. the nails go right into the wood -- even if i don't use a hammer. i can tell where the studs are simply by rubbing my fingers together in front of the wall. and sometimes my tools start glowing; not that i need the light or anything, i can see in the dark during those storms anyhow. right. it's true. anyway the voices say if you marry me it will be stormy all the time. wanna get married? |